Eid sms (Free SMS)

Islamic Sms
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.

Sms Jokes:
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll, After mariage beautiful Doll, After 1 year nice Doll, After 2 Years only Doll & After 3 Years panaDoll
 

Funny Sms English
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.
Funny Sms Urdu
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Adult sms
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Kiss Sms
Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

Missing You Sms
S_nrise, B_terfly, pict_re, L_nch, b_s stand, fig_re, m_sic, all r very boring witho_t yo_, I think i miss u.
Nice Sms:
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

Naughty Sms
buy a scooty.....pick up a beauty,drink a frooty.... take her to ooty,remove her nighty...do ur duty.,after 9 months ... get a cuty};-

Get Well Soon Sms:
May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

Good Luck Sms:
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

Good Morning Sms:
Gud morning....Kindly observe SILENCE 4 2 min in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
after sucking ur blood.THANK

 Good Night Sms:
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.